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ODD & STRANGE TSHIRTS
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| IT’S EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO HAVE A SENSIBLE ARGUMENT WITH A COMPLETE IDIOT |
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You'd think it would be easy, but sometimes it's not! next time you can't win an argument with an idiot, remember these words.
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"The sole cause of man's unhappiness is that he does not know how to stay quietly in his room." Blaise Pascal.
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| I AM THE MASTER OF MY OWN DENSITY (NOT DESTINY) |
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Confidence is a good characteristic, but to puncture your own is supremely confident.
Density is not Destiny.
I am the master of my own density.
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| IF A MAN STANDING IN A WOOD SAYS SOMETHING AND NO WOMAN IS AROUND TO HEAR IT, IS HE STILL WRONG? |
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If a man standing in a wood says something and no woman is around to hear it, is he still wrong?
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Jarcode Barcode
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Woody Allen was born on December 1, 1935, as Allen Konigsberg, in Brooklyn, New York. At the age of 15, he started selling one-liners to gossip columns. After working a while as a stand up comedian, he was hired to write What's New, Pussycat (1965) in 1965. He directed his first film a year later, What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966) in 1966.
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fluff and dust are very similar, it's completely up to you.
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| NO I DON'T BLOODY KNOW WHO YOU BLOODY ARE |
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No you are not THAT famous, are you now?
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| STOP BLOODY FOLLOWING ME (IT'S WRITTEN ON THE BACK!) |
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some people are stalkers, and they just wont leave you alone.
Stop bloody following me (it's written on the back!)
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| IF YOU ARE TALKING, AND I'M JUST NODDING, THEN I'M PROBABLY NOT LISTENING |
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if you are talking, and i'm just nodding, then i'm probably not listening
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (October 2, 1869 � January 30, 1948) was a major political and spiritual leader of India and the Indian independence movement. Gandhi is commonly known in across the world as Mahatma Gandhi "Great Soul")
Throughout his life, Gandhi remained committed to non-violence and truth even in the most extreme situations.
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| ANOTHER CATASTROPHIC FAILURE OF INTELLIGENCE |
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how many more of these can we take from our government
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NEVER choose a permanent solution to a temporary problem. An anonymous quote which refers to a way of thinking about suicide and suicidal thoughts.
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| GORDON BROWN - SAY IT LOUD |
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Say it Loud! I'm Brown and I'm Proud
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shut the fuck up
you dont have to say it if your t shirt does it for you!
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back in the day, this is all we ever said.
As we got older, we found other words such as; bollocks, balls, cullions, gonads, nads, nuts, rocks, testes, testicles.
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The runner, from space invaders
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| TONY BLAIR WEAVES A TANGLED WEB OF DECEIT |
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, if at first we practice to deceive. you know what we mean Tony, don't you?
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| BEING WATCHED WONT STOP IT FROM HAPPENING |
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being watched wont stop it from happening.
people think that CCTV stops crime, well it might stop some crimes. but in the end all CCTV can do is show people what has happened after the crime has been commited, and that should not make you feel safer.
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The Austrian founder of psychoanalysis was born Sigismund Schlomo Freud in the town of Freiberg (today's Pribor) in the Austro-Hungarian region of Moravia (Mähren, now in the Czech Republic) on May 6, 1856. Although he later became an atheist, Freud always acknowledged the influence of Judaism in his life. There can be no doubt concerning the tremendous influences of all things “Freudian” on the world and the field of psychiatry.
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| LABOUR - VOTED IN BY EMPTY MINDS |
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Voted in by empty minds, Voted out by empty pockets
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"seeing is metamorphosis, not mechanism: it alters the thing that is seen and transforms the seer." a quote from a book by james elkins.
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So stop bugging me
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| GORDON BROWN - I'LL GIVE YOU A SAY |
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I'll give you a say, So you'll get the blame
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| PITFALL, WHAT A GAME! |
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pitfall, adventure has never been so pixelated!
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| THE COST OF THINGS IS NOT JUST ABOUT THE PRICE |
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The cost of things is not just about the price. it might be cheaper to throw things away, but in the long run there will be a cost to pay.
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| WHY LOOK BACK, IT IS NOT WHERE YOU ARE GOING |
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Why look back, it is not where you are going.
Just look forward and forget the past!
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Keith Richards (born 18 December 1943) is an English guitarist, songwriter, singer and a founding member of The Rolling Stones in 1962. With songwriting partner and Stones lead vocalist Mick Jagger, he has written and recorded hundreds of songs including "Satisfaction", "Jumpin' Jack Flash", "Miss You" and "Start Me Up".
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| DOING NOTHING IS BETTER THAN DOING SOMETHING STUPID |
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Doing nothing is better than doing something stupid.
I keep trying to tell people this, but they just think that I am lazy. Well I'm not, i'm just being careful
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"There are no accidents." Sigmund Freud.
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| OCD - WHO COULD BE ARSED? |
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I wanted to have this disorder, but could not be bothered!
OCD - who could be arsed?
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| MOHANDAS GANDHI QUOTE |
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Mohandas Gandhi.
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| DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT? |
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well I don't know, do you?
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| I LOVE FISH FINGER SANDWICHES |
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i love fish finger sandwiches
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| BEER, A TEMPORARY SOLUTION, BUT A DAMN GOOD ONE |
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Beer, is a temporary solution to many of life's ills, but always remember it's a damn good one.
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| CAN YOU SPARE 10 PENCE FOR A CUP OF TEA? |
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can you spare 10 pence for a cup of tea?
probably not!
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i love pickled eggs
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The British comic actor Kenneth Williams was born in 1926 in a working class section of London, England. At the age of 14, Williams began training as a lithographic draftsman and was later apprenticed to a cartographer. At this time, he also began to pursue his interest in acting by joining an amateur drama group. While serving in the army during World War II. Williams became a household name in Britain through his numerous performances in radio and television, even having his own television series "The Kenneth Williams Show" (1970), for a short time. Known for his snooty characterizations, his chief claim to fame is his many appearances in the British "Carry On" films, an extensive series of low-budget but immensely popular comedy films produced from the late 1950s through the late 1970s.
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it's not my job, is the very attitude that keeps you stuck in your shitty job.
if you do stuff that you don't need to, might advance your career, who knows?
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one of the many excellent space invaders, an invader from space!
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| TO MAKE SOMETHING CLEAN, SOMETHING ELSE MUST BECOME DIRTY |
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I'm so fed up with people asking if something is clean!
Well here's something to start the debate!
To make something clean, something else must become dirty
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| TERRY JONES AS BRIAN'S MUM - LIFE OF BRIAN |
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Terry Jones was born in Colwyn Bay, North Wales. In 1965, with his friend Michael Palin, he made 'The Love Show' for television, which was his first success. Also, he wrote for many other TV shows, such as: 'The Kathy Kirby Show', 'Late Night Line-Up' (with Palin), "Complete and Utter History of Britain" (1969) (with Palin). But Jones' greatest success was zany "Monty Python's Flying Circus" (1969) (1969-74) (with Palin, Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Giliiam and Eric Idle).
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| BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN WASHING MACHINE |
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