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singularity, queer, fantastic thing(s)
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eccentricity that is not easily explained

 
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FUNNY T-SHIRTS


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STOP BLOODY FOLLOWING ME (IT'S WRITTEN ON THE BACK!)
£12
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some people are stalkers, and they just wont leave you alone.
Stop bloody following me (it's written on the back!)

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SPACE INVADER
£12
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one of the many excellent space invaders, an invader from space!

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WARNING - ABRASIVE PERSONA & UNACCEPTABLE OPINIONS
£12
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Warning - Abrasive persona & unacceptable opinions.
This is a t-shirt to buy for your friends who, you meet in the pub and, make your jaw drop with the things they say!
you know the ones we mean.

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - SUPERFICIAL
£12
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"I am a deeply superficial person." Andy Warhol

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PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY IN DR STRANGELOVE
£12
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.

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MOHANDAS GANDHI QUOTE
£12
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Mohandas Gandhi.

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DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM
£12
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

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SIGMUND FREUD QUOTE
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"There are no accidents." Sigmund Freud.

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BEER, A TEMPORARY SOLUTION, BUT A DAMN GOOD ONE
£12
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Beer, is a temporary solution to many of life's ills, but always remember it's a damn good one.

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - PERFUME
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"A good way to take up more space, is with perfume" Andy Warhol

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IF WE WAIT FOR A PERFECT WORLD, WE WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING!
£12
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maybe it's just me, but i like things to be 'just right' before i do something. In the end, I never get around to it. Maybe this tee shirt will remind me that it doesn't have to be this way.
If we wait for a perfect world, we will never do anything!

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GHANDI
£12
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (October 2, 1869 � January 30, 1948) was a major political and spiritual leader of India and the Indian independence movement. Gandhi is commonly known in across the world as Mahatma Gandhi "Great Soul")
Throughout his life, Gandhi remained committed to non-violence and truth even in the most extreme situations.

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BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN MANTA RAY
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean manta ray

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KENNETH WILLIAMS
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The British comic actor Kenneth Williams was born in 1926 in a working class section of London, England. At the age of 14, Williams began training as a lithographic draftsman and was later apprenticed to a cartographer. At this time, he also began to pursue his interest in acting by joining an amateur drama group. While serving in the army during World War II. Williams became a household name in Britain through his numerous performances in radio and television, even having his own television series "The Kenneth Williams Show" (1970), for a short time. Known for his snooty characterizations, his chief claim to fame is his many appearances in the British "Carry On" films, an extensive series of low-budget but immensely popular comedy films produced from the late 1950s through the late 1970s.

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SIGMUND FREUD
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The Austrian founder of psychoanalysis was born Sigismund Schlomo Freud in the town of Freiberg (today's Pribor) in the Austro-Hungarian region of Moravia (Mähren, now in the Czech Republic) on May 6, 1856. Although he later became an atheist, Freud always acknowledged the influence of Judaism in his life. There can be no doubt concerning the tremendous influences of all things “Freudian” on the world and the field of psychiatry.


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DOING NOTHING IS BETTER THAN DOING SOMETHING STUPID
£12
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Doing nothing is better than doing something stupid.

I keep trying to tell people this, but they just think that I am lazy. Well I'm not, i'm just being careful

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DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?
£12
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well I don't know, do you?

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STAFF
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tell customers, who are your staff

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JAMES BROWN - SEX MACHINE
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James Gordon Brown, Sex Machine!
Yes his real name is James, not Gordon!

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GOULIES
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back in the day, this is all we ever said.
As we got older, we found other words such as; bollocks, balls, cullions, gonads, nads, nuts, rocks, testes, testicles.

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CAN I ASK A QUESTION? IS A BLOODY QUESTION.
£12
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Can I ask a question? Is a bloody question.

People never realise this, what they should say is "Can I ask you two questions, this being the first". And if you really want to be pedantic, it should be "May I..." rather than "Can I...".

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I'M AN AMNESIAC, DO I COME HERE OFTEN?
£12
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Some people are rather forgetful, and need a bit of help.

I'm an amnesiac, do i come here often?


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FAT MEN ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP
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fat men are harder to kidnap

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THE RUNNER
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The runner, from space invaders

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BULLSHIT
£12
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sometimes you find yourself having a conversation with people and this is exactly what you are thinking...
...this is all bullshit and you are all idiots.

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ANDY WARHOL
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Born Andrew Warhola, August 6, 1928, in the industrial city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Andy Warhol is best known for his exploration of Pop Art, mass producing images of mass produced objects.
His most famous works depicted Campbell's soup cans. Enlarged, hand-painted or silkscreened, framed, and hung in an art gallery, Warhol succeeded in turning these mundane images into ironic "art".
Warhol experimented in media such as film, sculpture, paint, and silkscreen, but perhaps his greatest work was his invention of himself as an international celebrity and pop culture icon.

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I AM NO MORE HUMBLE THAN MY TALENTS REQUIRE, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTE
£12
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"I am no more humble than my talents require"
Oscar Levant quote

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I'M A COMPLETE LIAR
£12
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I'm a complete liar, but if this is a lie, then am I telling the truth?

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SHUT THE FUCK UP
£12
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shut the fuck up
you dont have to say it if your t shirt does it for you!

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NO I DON'T BLOODY KNOW WHO YOU BLOODY ARE
£12
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No you are not THAT famous, are you now?

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PETER SELLERS, INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU
£12
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.

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JAR CODE
£12
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Jarcode Barcode

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PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY QUOTE
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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room." Peter Sellers as Merkin Muffley

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TERRY JONES QUOTE - LIFE OF BRIAN
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"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy." Terry Jones as Brian's mum - Life Of Brian (1979)

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IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED...
£12
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if at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving might not be for you

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I AM THE MASTER OF MY OWN DENSITY (NOT DESTINY)
£12
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Confidence is a good characteristic, but to puncture your own is supremely confident.
Density is not Destiny.
I am the master of my own density.

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NEVER KNOCK ON DEATH'S DOOR: RING THE BELL AND RUN AWAY! DEATH REALLY HATES THAT!
£12
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Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!

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BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER
£12
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

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IGGY POP AND THE STOOGES
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"We never liked or respected other people." Iggy Pop and the Stooges

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WHY LOOK BACK, IT IS NOT WHERE YOU ARE GOING
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Why look back, it is not where you are going.

Just look forward and forget the past!

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THIS BLOKE OFFERED ME A TV
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This bloke offered me a TV with no volume control... ...well, I couldn't turn it down

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THE COST OF THINGS IS NOT JUST ABOUT THE PRICE
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The cost of things is not just about the price. it might be cheaper to throw things away, but in the long run there will be a cost to pay.

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GOD DOES NOT EXIST 1
£12