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Thursday 28th Aug 2008
O'ddi-tees n, pl. strange, peculiar,
singularity, queer, fantastic thing(s)
T-shirt Prozac to cheer you up
eccentricity that is not easily explained

 
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ODD & STRANGE TSHIRTS


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YOU CAN'T DEPEND ON THE MAN WHO MADE THE MESS TO CLEAR IT UP
£12
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you can't depend on the man who made the mess to clear it up, an indian proverb

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I'M A COMPLETE LIAR
£12
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I'm a complete liar, but if this is a lie, then am I telling the truth?

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I LOVE PICKLED EGGS
£12
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i love pickled eggs

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NEVER KNOCK ON DEATH'S DOOR: RING THE BELL AND RUN AWAY! DEATH REALLY HATES THAT!
£12
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Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!

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GORDON BROWN - I'LL GIVE YOU A SAY
£12
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I'll give you a say, So you'll get the blame

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OCD - WHO COULD BE ARSED?
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I wanted to have this disorder, but could not be bothered!
OCD - who could be arsed?

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THE COST OF THINGS IS NOT JUST ABOUT THE PRICE
£12
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The cost of things is not just about the price. it might be cheaper to throw things away, but in the long run there will be a cost to pay.

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GOD DOES NOT EXIST 2
£12
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god does not exist
or maybe he does
not everyone can be right!

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IT'S NOT MY JOB
£12
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it's not my job, is the very attitude that keeps you stuck in your shitty job.
if you do stuff that you don't need to, might advance your career, who knows?

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I'M AN AMNESIAC, DO I COME HERE OFTEN?
£12
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Some people are rather forgetful, and need a bit of help.

I'm an amnesiac, do i come here often?


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DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

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IGGY POP AND THE STOOGES
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"We never liked or respected other people." Iggy Pop and the Stooges

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BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN WASHING MACHINE
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean washing machine

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YOU CAN USE ME AGAIN & AGAIN
£12
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you can use me again & again

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GHANDI
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (October 2, 1869 � January 30, 1948) was a major political and spiritual leader of India and the Indian independence movement. Gandhi is commonly known in across the world as Mahatma Gandhi "Great Soul")
Throughout his life, Gandhi remained committed to non-violence and truth even in the most extreme situations.

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THE RUNNER
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The runner, from space invaders

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BLAISE PASCAL QUOTE
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"The sole cause of man's unhappiness is that he does not know how to stay quietly in his room." Blaise Pascal.

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80% OF QUESTIONS ARE STATEMENTS IN DISGUISE
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80% of questions are statements in disguise.

next time someone asks you something, look at it from their point of view. It's meaning might be different. Especially your boss or your mum!

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I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
than a frontal lobotomy

A drink, the best way to calm a crazy mind!

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WHY LOOK BACK, IT IS NOT WHERE YOU ARE GOING
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Why look back, it is not where you are going.

Just look forward and forget the past!

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BEER, A TEMPORARY SOLUTION, BUT A DAMN GOOD ONE
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Beer, is a temporary solution to many of life's ills, but always remember it's a damn good one.

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I ENVY PEOPLE WHO DRINK, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTATION
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"I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on"
Oscar Levant

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FLUFF OR DUST?
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fluff and dust are very similar, it's completely up to you.

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PITFALL, WHAT A GAME!
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pitfall, adventure has never been so pixelated!

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EVERYTHING IS 98% SHIT
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"everything is 98% shit",
Dave Hickey, art critic
Click here to see who he is

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UPTON SINCLAIR QUOTE
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"Fascism is capitalism plus murder." Upton Sinclair.

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - PERFUME
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"A good way to take up more space, is with perfume" Andy Warhol

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JAR CODE
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Jarcode Barcode

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CHEVY CHASE TSHIRT
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Born Cornelius Crane Chase, he changed his name to Chevy Chase, joined the Saturday Night Live crew, and embarked on a highly successful movie career. Chase scored in the eighties with hits such as Caddyshack (1980) , the National Lampoon movies and the Fletch movies. All his films show his talent for deadpan comedy.

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INTOLERANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED
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Intolerance will not be tolerated

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MOHANDAS GANDHI QUOTE
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Mohandas Gandhi.

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BAKED BEANS ON TOAST
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baked beans on toast tshirt.
if you asked for baked beans on toast, you might be dissapointed with this, but there's not too much to complain about!

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JAMES BROWN - SEX MACHINE
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James Gordon Brown, Sex Machine!
Yes his real name is James, not Gordon!

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SHUT THE FUCK UP
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shut the fuck up
you dont have to say it if your t shirt does it for you!

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - SUPERFICIAL
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"I am a deeply superficial person." Andy Warhol

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BEING WATCHED WONT STOP IT FROM HAPPENING
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being watched wont stop it from happening.
people think that CCTV stops crime, well it might stop some crimes. but in the end all CCTV can do is show people what has happened after the crime has been commited, and that should not make you feel safer.

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GORDON BROWN - SAY IT LOUD
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Say it Loud! I'm Brown and I'm Proud

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WHICH IS WORSE, IGNORANCE OR APATHY?
£12
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Question:
Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy? (on the front)
Answer:
I don't know and I don't care. (on the back)

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CENSORSHIP IS JUST PROTECTION FROM REALITY
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Censorship is just protection from reality.

We should all be educated to a level where we can make informed decisions of what to see, hear and do!

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TERRY JONES QUOTE - LIFE OF BRIAN
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"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy." Terry Jones as Brian's mum - Life Of Brian (1979)

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MANIC MINER
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manic miner, you love it!

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POLE POSITION
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Pole Position. Lewis Hamilton, this one's for you!

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STOP BLOODY FOLLOWING ME (IT'S WRITTEN ON THE BACK!)
£12
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some people are stalkers, and they just wont leave you alone.
Stop bloody following me (it's written on the back!)

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